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THE RITUAL SEAT
If it is made of gold and it’s a key that you dangle on a short chain, is it jewelry? And if it does not have the chain, but still is made of gold, is it still jewelry? And if it is not a key, or a ring, or a brooch, is it still jewelry if it has gold in it, no matter what it is? What if it is a chair, but is not a throne, is it still jewelry? Let us divide this into world opinion. The world says no, and I say yes. Therefore and thusly, it is indeed jewelry. And so, now, I bring you the Taino Ritual Seat.
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